18. A Bad Driver?

A: Good afternoon, officer.

B: Your driver’s license and registration, please.

A: Here you go.

B: Do you know why I pulled you over?

A: I have no idea. All of a sudden I heard your siren.

B: You rolled through that stop sign back there.

A: But I stopped!

B: No, you didn’t. You slowed down, but you didn’t come to a full stop.

A: Well, nobody else does, so why should I?

B: That’s not the attitude of a good driver.

A: But I am a good driver. I’ve never had a ticket in my life.

B: Well, you’ve got one now. Here. Have a nice day.