7. Don’t Be in a Hurry

A: You’re driving too fast.

B: I’m in a hurry.

A: Don’t ever be in a hurry.

B: It’s not my fault. You didn’t wake me up.

A: That’s not my fault. You didn’t tell me to wake you up.

B: Well, I meant to.

A: Don’t ever be in a hurry when you’re driving.

B: Why not?

A: Because you’ll have an accident. Most accidents are because people are in a hurry.

B: How do you know that?

A: I read a lot.

B: I thought drunks caused most accidents