4. The Crosswalk 

A: Life isn’t fair.

B: It sure isn’t.

A: I got a ticket yesterday.

B: What for?

A: I was crossing the street.

B: Were you in a crosswalk?

A: Yes, but the red hand was blinking.

B: So? That’s a ticket?

A: Yes, it’s a $140 ticket.

B: That’s not right!

A: When I started to cross the street, the white walk sign was blinking.

B: You need to walk faster.